Meg Anderson '21 (Director)
Hometown: McKinney, TX
Major: Psychology
Nickname: Megladon, Sarge Marge, Meggeroni n’ Cheese, Meggo
Fun facts: Can actually speak spanish. Don’t make her laugh or she’ll pee. Most likely to pop a neck vein while aggressively throwing up. Really hates kids. Is the butt of every joke. Will guess your enneagram number. An aggressive planner. Still bitter that her hair hasn’t grown back. If you need her she’s with Kylie.
Stuff Meg says: “What’s your enneagram number?” “I support building a wall as long as it’s around the state of Louisiana” “*runs out of room* I have to pee”
Hometown: McKinney, TX
Major: Psychology
Nickname: Megladon, Sarge Marge, Meggeroni n’ Cheese, Meggo
Fun facts: Can actually speak spanish. Don’t make her laugh or she’ll pee. Most likely to pop a neck vein while aggressively throwing up. Really hates kids. Is the butt of every joke. Will guess your enneagram number. An aggressive planner. Still bitter that her hair hasn’t grown back. If you need her she’s with Kylie.
Stuff Meg says: “What’s your enneagram number?” “I support building a wall as long as it’s around the state of Louisiana” “*runs out of room* I have to pee”
Beto Rodriguez '21 (Director)
Hometown: Harlingen, TX
Major: Electrical Systems Engineering Technology
Nickname: Robert, Betopolis, Beeto, Bayto
Fun facts: Did you know he’s from the valley? Ask for pics of his dog Rocco. Led his intramural recreational coed “just for fun” basketball team to two victories. Really good at scoring in the wrong goal during intramural recreational coed “just for fun” soccer. Will also box you at any time. Owns a Honda Civic. Sleeps with chanclas on… in the wrong house.
Stuff Beto says: “I’m your favorite valley boy” “Stoooopppp” “Relaxxx” “Oh you’re mad” “Don’t threaten me with a good time”
Hometown: Harlingen, TX
Major: Electrical Systems Engineering Technology
Nickname: Robert, Betopolis, Beeto, Bayto
Fun facts: Did you know he’s from the valley? Ask for pics of his dog Rocco. Led his intramural recreational coed “just for fun” basketball team to two victories. Really good at scoring in the wrong goal during intramural recreational coed “just for fun” soccer. Will also box you at any time. Owns a Honda Civic. Sleeps with chanclas on… in the wrong house.
Stuff Beto says: “I’m your favorite valley boy” “Stoooopppp” “Relaxxx” “Oh you’re mad” “Don’t threaten me with a good time”
Ryan Brockette '21 (Director)
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Major: Industrial and Systems Engineering, Minor in Business
Nickname: Rattlesnake Ryan, Heat miser, the Big Ginge
Fun facts: His trunk might fall on your head if you’re not careful. Almost got arrested for driving 120 mph on the highway. Tries to be like Dirk Nowitzki but fails miserably. Takes daily trips to Braum’s. Never takes off his A&M raincoat. Probably dressed business casual because he doesn’t want to go home to change.
Stuff Ryan says: “Take your blindfolds off”, “There’s a cop behind us” “How’s your day going? It’s about to get a lot worse *airballs*”, ''I swear I’m not lying”
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Major: Industrial and Systems Engineering, Minor in Business
Nickname: Rattlesnake Ryan, Heat miser, the Big Ginge
Fun facts: His trunk might fall on your head if you’re not careful. Almost got arrested for driving 120 mph on the highway. Tries to be like Dirk Nowitzki but fails miserably. Takes daily trips to Braum’s. Never takes off his A&M raincoat. Probably dressed business casual because he doesn’t want to go home to change.
Stuff Ryan says: “Take your blindfolds off”, “There’s a cop behind us” “How’s your day going? It’s about to get a lot worse *airballs*”, ''I swear I’m not lying”
Madi Dishaw '22 (Activities)
Hometown: Seabrook, TX
Major: Biomedical Science
Nickname: Madi pee-pee panties, Giggles McGee
Fun facts: A cajun who loves to go skiing. Softball is lyfe, knows all the famous people, will serenade you on the spot. You’ll cry of joy. Secretly has two jet skis and two lake houses. Best storyteller in the world (but only if you have five hours). Ask to see her childhood softball pics. When playing softball, always has to bring two pairs of pants. .
Stuff Madi says: “I don’t want-” “Wanna see my baby pictures?” “Did you know I’m cajun?” “When I played softball…”
Hometown: Seabrook, TX
Major: Biomedical Science
Nickname: Madi pee-pee panties, Giggles McGee
Fun facts: A cajun who loves to go skiing. Softball is lyfe, knows all the famous people, will serenade you on the spot. You’ll cry of joy. Secretly has two jet skis and two lake houses. Best storyteller in the world (but only if you have five hours). Ask to see her childhood softball pics. When playing softball, always has to bring two pairs of pants. .
Stuff Madi says: “I don’t want-” “Wanna see my baby pictures?” “Did you know I’m cajun?” “When I played softball…”
Ryan Aultman '22 (Activities)
Hometown: Baton Rouge, LA Major: Electrical Engineering Nickname: Ruan, Cajun King Fun facts: His spirit animal is Raymond, the firefly from Princess and the Frog. Has the face of Cody Ko and the voice of Antoni from Queer Eye. Has sung in the Sistine chapel and with the Century Singers. Rides his pet ‘gator to the bayou for some jambalaya and Boudin.’ Biiiiig engineer energy. Still has beef with Kate. Ask him about his favorite Billie Eyelash song.. Stuff Ryan says: “I’m a good singer... but in a choir” “Sorry I don’t speak spanish” “Let’s take a roadtrip” “goodgoodgood” |
Reagan Hastings '22 (Aggie Outreach)
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Communications
Nickname: Rae-rae, Oreagano, Regan
Fun facts:Worked at Skranch and got dragged behind a trailer for 25 feet. Also fell out of a hammock. Uncoordinated… likes taking big crashes. ACTually a granola girl (@ Hayley) #savetheturtles. Nicer than your grandmother and will bake you cookies! Probably smiling, physically incapable of frowning
Stuff Reagan says: *squeals* *laughs* *laughs because she’s squealing*
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Communications
Nickname: Rae-rae, Oreagano, Regan
Fun facts:Worked at Skranch and got dragged behind a trailer for 25 feet. Also fell out of a hammock. Uncoordinated… likes taking big crashes. ACTually a granola girl (@ Hayley) #savetheturtles. Nicer than your grandmother and will bake you cookies! Probably smiling, physically incapable of frowning
Stuff Reagan says: *squeals* *laughs* *laughs because she’s squealing*
Dylan Rodriguez '22 (Aggie Outreach)
Hometown: Stuttgart, Germany
Major: Industrial and Systems Engineering
Nickname: HEB underwear, Thotiana, Sharkboy, Lavagirl
Fun facts: Peed in his lederhosen. Has 323 likes on Tik Tok. Forgives David for chunking on him. Has milly rocked on every block and will reenact every line of the Dream song from Sharkboy and Lavagirl to over 3000 people at once. Gets mozzarella sticks from Sonic every morning. Respects women.
Stuff Dylan says: “dream dream dream dream” “let me call my poop dealer” “ah ha ha” *bites lip* *pets fake beard* “all women are queens”
Hometown: Stuttgart, Germany
Major: Industrial and Systems Engineering
Nickname: HEB underwear, Thotiana, Sharkboy, Lavagirl
Fun facts: Peed in his lederhosen. Has 323 likes on Tik Tok. Forgives David for chunking on him. Has milly rocked on every block and will reenact every line of the Dream song from Sharkboy and Lavagirl to over 3000 people at once. Gets mozzarella sticks from Sonic every morning. Respects women.
Stuff Dylan says: “dream dream dream dream” “let me call my poop dealer” “ah ha ha” *bites lip* *pets fake beard* “all women are queens”
Tessa Herrmann '22 (Children's)
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Allied Health
Nickname: Tesser, Mama T, Coach Tessa, Kelly
Fun facts:One time her swim team got third place out of four teams. Ask her about her family from Australia. Won first place for painting herself gold and talks about herself in the third person. Lets Dobby lick the inside of her mouth on occasion. Will cut off big toe for you and best hype man. Look for her blue jacket in a crowd.
Stuff Tessa says: “I am indifferent to being a gay DJ in Austin” “What a woman” “Mama need to EAT”
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Allied Health
Nickname: Tesser, Mama T, Coach Tessa, Kelly
Fun facts:One time her swim team got third place out of four teams. Ask her about her family from Australia. Won first place for painting herself gold and talks about herself in the third person. Lets Dobby lick the inside of her mouth on occasion. Will cut off big toe for you and best hype man. Look for her blue jacket in a crowd.
Stuff Tessa says: “I am indifferent to being a gay DJ in Austin” “What a woman” “Mama need to EAT”
Andrew Morrison '22 (Children's)
Hometown: Missouri City, TX
Major: Chemical Engineering
Nickname: Mo, Ginge
Fun facts: Big debate between whether he’s strawberry blonde or ginger. One time rode a shark and got stiffed by an NFL player’s mom. Then got fired by Dominos. Buzzfeed guessed him to be 16 years old based on his cheese preferences. Colby Jack. Made his girlfriend cry by sending her a glitter bomb. Big tool guy. Also big cool guy. He can get you free tarps for banner painting.
Stuff Andrew says: “They call me Houdini” “Bars” “Aglies Selflessly Serving”
Hometown: Missouri City, TX
Major: Chemical Engineering
Nickname: Mo, Ginge
Fun facts: Big debate between whether he’s strawberry blonde or ginger. One time rode a shark and got stiffed by an NFL player’s mom. Then got fired by Dominos. Buzzfeed guessed him to be 16 years old based on his cheese preferences. Colby Jack. Made his girlfriend cry by sending her a glitter bomb. Big tool guy. Also big cool guy. He can get you free tarps for banner painting.
Stuff Andrew says: “They call me Houdini” “Bars” “Aglies Selflessly Serving”
Kate Bonsall '22 (Community)
Hometown: Austin, TX
Major: Business Marketing
Nickname: Swampy, Little Peanut Butter Girl, K-Dawg
Fun facts: Gets whiplash when you try to wake her up. Bruises easily. Like a banana. Doesn’t have beef with Ryan. Gets infuriated from poor tennis skills. Loves being called Kathy/Katherine. Won first place by painting herself gold. She can start a fire all by herself.
Stuff Kate says: “I was at the beach for a month this summer” “cool cool cool” “It’s fine. I’m fine.”
Hometown: Austin, TX
Major: Business Marketing
Nickname: Swampy, Little Peanut Butter Girl, K-Dawg
Fun facts: Gets whiplash when you try to wake her up. Bruises easily. Like a banana. Doesn’t have beef with Ryan. Gets infuriated from poor tennis skills. Loves being called Kathy/Katherine. Won first place by painting herself gold. She can start a fire all by herself.
Stuff Kate says: “I was at the beach for a month this summer” “cool cool cool” “It’s fine. I’m fine.”
David Roberts '22 (Community)
Hometown: Fort Worth, TX
Major: Business Supply Chain
Nickname: DDD, D Rob, Does this marker
Fun facts: The better David. Did not chunk on Dylan. Can jump four cars in one day. Was the captain for every sport at his high school. He was the only student at his high school. Goes way too hard in capture the flag. Goes way too hard in every sport. Part time bodyguard. Full time selfless servant.
Stuff David says: “YESSSSIIRRRRRR” “That’s a tech” “Sorry brother”
Hometown: Fort Worth, TX
Major: Business Supply Chain
Nickname: DDD, D Rob, Does this marker
Fun facts: The better David. Did not chunk on Dylan. Can jump four cars in one day. Was the captain for every sport at his high school. He was the only student at his high school. Goes way too hard in capture the flag. Goes way too hard in every sport. Part time bodyguard. Full time selfless servant.
Stuff David says: “YESSSSIIRRRRRR” “That’s a tech” “Sorry brother”
Abby Soderdahl '22 (Legacy)
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Biomedical Science
Nickname: Ally, skinny queen, abzteroni, Furry Queen
Fun facts: She’s a quirky queen. When she’s not making tik toks you can find abby sleeping on her day bed in her filthy room. Her instrument of choice is the armpit and catch her wearing diapers and taking care of her precious baby girl, Miracle! Record time of one and a half hours to get down the bunny slope. Ask her about her Christmas poop.
Stuff Abby says: “rawr XD” “Is the commons a dorm?” *Botox face*
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
Major: Biomedical Science
Nickname: Ally, skinny queen, abzteroni, Furry Queen
Fun facts: She’s a quirky queen. When she’s not making tik toks you can find abby sleeping on her day bed in her filthy room. Her instrument of choice is the armpit and catch her wearing diapers and taking care of her precious baby girl, Miracle! Record time of one and a half hours to get down the bunny slope. Ask her about her Christmas poop.
Stuff Abby says: “rawr XD” “Is the commons a dorm?” *Botox face*
David McDonald '22 (Legacy)
Hometown: Meadows Place, TX
Major: Computer Science
Nickname: E-boy, Furry King, Wild Nerd bench
Fun facts: Has a Google Pixel. LoooooVES boba (girl). Professional escape room master (watches people on camera for a living). Very apologetic for chunking on Dylan. Musical theory expert. Gets ladies with thu’ums. Has a Google Pixel.
Stuff David says: “Wanna get Boba?” “Is it just me or does anyone want Boba?” “Bon appetea is the best” “My Google Pixel would’ve taken a better picture”
Hometown: Meadows Place, TX
Major: Computer Science
Nickname: E-boy, Furry King, Wild Nerd bench
Fun facts: Has a Google Pixel. LoooooVES boba (girl). Professional escape room master (watches people on camera for a living). Very apologetic for chunking on Dylan. Musical theory expert. Gets ladies with thu’ums. Has a Google Pixel.
Stuff David says: “Wanna get Boba?” “Is it just me or does anyone want Boba?” “Bon appetea is the best” “My Google Pixel would’ve taken a better picture”
Hayley McCrossan '22 (WEBB)
Hometown: Plano, TX
Major: Allied Health
Nickname: Josh Haag, Theatre Queen
Fun facts: Only marves on leaves. She was childhood friends with Drake, Justin Biebs, and Shawn Mendes. Top tier granola girl that doesn’t like the outdoors… also hates dogs. Once ran into a mounty in a hockey rink on a moose, covered in maple syrup. Tied in a 30 minute staring contest. Ask to see her childhood modeling portfolio. Dyed her eyebrows. 10/10. Crashed her car to the song “Good Kisser.”
Stuff Hayley says: “Sorey” “Eh” “Is this vegetarian?” “When I was in theatre…”
Hometown: Plano, TX
Major: Allied Health
Nickname: Josh Haag, Theatre Queen
Fun facts: Only marves on leaves. She was childhood friends with Drake, Justin Biebs, and Shawn Mendes. Top tier granola girl that doesn’t like the outdoors… also hates dogs. Once ran into a mounty in a hockey rink on a moose, covered in maple syrup. Tied in a 30 minute staring contest. Ask to see her childhood modeling portfolio. Dyed her eyebrows. 10/10. Crashed her car to the song “Good Kisser.”
Stuff Hayley says: “Sorey” “Eh” “Is this vegetarian?” “When I was in theatre…”
Curt Leland '22 (WEBB)
Hometown: Arlington, TX
Major: Business Management
Nickname: Crut, Zesty bread, Crust, 20 cent nipples, Curticle
Fun facts: Worked at Skranch. Can do big back flip. Can country dance, like really well. One time put in Sun-In and now his hair grows back orange. Lives in his brother’s shadow (www.aggiescheduler.com) Most definitely wearing a hat and grooming his beard. Peaked when he won a 30 minute staring contest.
Stuff Curt says: “Do you use beard oil?” “This summer at camp…” “One time I had a kid who was a fox” *Wheeze* *gasp* *laugh*
Hometown: Arlington, TX
Major: Business Management
Nickname: Crut, Zesty bread, Crust, 20 cent nipples, Curticle
Fun facts: Worked at Skranch. Can do big back flip. Can country dance, like really well. One time put in Sun-In and now his hair grows back orange. Lives in his brother’s shadow (www.aggiescheduler.com) Most definitely wearing a hat and grooming his beard. Peaked when he won a 30 minute staring contest.
Stuff Curt says: “Do you use beard oil?” “This summer at camp…” “One time I had a kid who was a fox” *Wheeze* *gasp* *laugh*